chiIled: Other Posts You May Like
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* Prague’s Franz Kafka named worst airport in the world
* Lucky takes off her jean jacket
* Police brutality at a council meeting |
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| counter23feit: i don't think anyone knows me as well as my youtube recommendations |
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On Michelle Obama:
counter23feit: i don't see barack bringing the pain in the way that she does
counter23feit: i bet she's a monster in bed
counter23feit: she seems like the kind of girl who you would need to buy reinforced furniture and soundproof walls for |
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counter23feit: this weekend my cousin's 6-year-old son was making fun of me for not having written a book yet
counter23feit: so i took him outside to play basketball and blocked a bunch of his shots to make myself feel better |
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AmericanQuixote: To be fair, I don't know if those are discrete economic entities
[PAUSE]
AmericanQuixote: entities
AmericanQuixote: it has the word 'tities' in it |
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hangwidave: It's weird
hangwidave: the more I read about other races the more I hate them |
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Guess the context, Round 6
chiIled: it's like white uganda |
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missbishop: i once deleted all evidence of an ex from my gmail archive
missbishop: i am a slash and burn type of serial monogamist |
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TunnelArmr: hey I need your help
counter23feit: (reaching for bulletproof vest)
TunnelArmr: identifying music that sounds like it's from a video game
TunnelArmr: but I can't remember which one
counter23feit: (sadly putting bulletproof vest back in file cabinet beneath spare mousepad) |
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clairecalz: i dont think there has ever been a time when i was awake and you weren't awake
clairecalz: you're like my grandmother |
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gorgeousmayday: i took a break from painting a robot to paint a panda
gorgeousmayday: and then i realized my life didn't turn out the way i had expected |
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| AmericanQuixote: a good rule of thumb: no more than three angels on your rap album cover |
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counter23feit: wow you know what's depressing
counter23feit: street view in new orleans |
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TunnelArmr: John Tesh has an album called Sax On The Beach
counter23feit: that is the Teshest possible double entendre |
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| counter23feit: if you search youtube for 9/11 and sort by view count, the #1 video is still rick astley |
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TunnelArmr: which movie character is sarah palin most like?
counter23feit: babe, pig in the city |
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TunnelArmr: it says "how to hypnotize a man" and then is just a picture of a woman's ass
AmericanQuixote: I hope you snopes.com-ed it
AmericanQuixote: you can never trust chain emails |
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counter23feit: i don't trust women's investigative ability with regard to porn
counter23feit: it's like asking your mom to describe a video game to you |
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| counter23feit: i think india has the highest ratio of "horribleness" to "white people i know going there on vacation" |
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| gorgeousmayday: i will murder my own fetus for a burrito right now
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| AmericanQuixote: Are you going to turn into some weird Howard Hughes-style nutcase? Because it sounded to me like you just said you think there is a loophole that will get you into heaven by storing your semen in the freezer. |
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AmericanQuixote: Dude
AmericanQuixote: if I die without riding a jetski in a tuxedo
AmericanQuixote: i don't think I will have truly lived |
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| AmericanQuixote: I wonder if the high five was invented on the day that early man discovered he had driven neanderthals to extinction |
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| AmericanQuixote: Is it racist to think that black people remind me of african animals |
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chiIled: i dont think any link better sums up the dark side of internet culture than this one
chiIled: a link to a youtube video
chiIled: "Brother and sister fight with nipple slip (1:40)"
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Oroko Saki 69: i applied to be a mall santa claus today
Oroko Saki 69: depending on how you look at it, it could be the lowest point in my life, or the highlight
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The night before the 2008 election:
counter23feit: i feel like it's christmas eve, except there's a small possibility that when i unwrap my presents in the morning, it could be a creationist science textbook
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gorgeousmayday: what i'm trying to say is
gorgeousmayday: I want hitler to be my new BFF |
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counter23feit: if you were black and invented a time machine
counter23feit: you pretty much couldn't risk going anywhere in the US or Europe before the mid-19th century
counter23feit: and even if you went before colonial times the indigenous people would just think you were some kind of demon
counter23feit: in conclusion, i would say that it is unlikely that a black person will invent a time machine |
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AmericanQuixote: I had to kill a mouse this morning
AmericanQuixote: I put it in a bag and beat it to death with a beer bottle
AmericanQuixote: it was a metaphor for life |
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Guess the context, Round 5
counter23feit: if i had to rank them it would be
counter23feit: 1) bangladesh, 2) jousting, 3) hijackers, 4) rape, 5) iceberg
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