| counter23feit: when it comes to this issue dave's house is made of so much glass that the T-1000 just rode a motorcycle through it
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| timsl17: think i saw that on the news the other day when i accidentally watched the news |
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| counter23feit: i just came across someone's application that got routed to another department and the feedback from the hiring manager was just "lol"
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gorgeousmayday: I was scarred by a Shark Bites commercial
gorgeousmayday: I couldn't go swimming in a pool by myself after I saw it
gorgeousmayday: to this day I'm not sure I could do it
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TunnelArmr: maybe I can raise my kid as a roomba
gorgeousmayday: who says you can't?
gorgeousmayday: i mean, other than numerous government agencies
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AmericanQuixote: He has this super murky past that I know nearly nothing about.
TunnelArmr: do you think he was in porn?
AmericanQuixote: Dude, he could have been like a special ops guy who was horrified by the atrocities during the invasion of panama and then found god and totally dropped off the grid to form a new identity
AmericanQuixote: Actually, now that I think about it, I'm sure that's it.
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gorgeousmayday: there's no such thing as half black
gorgeousmayday: as I've learned from daytime talk shows, "one drop makes you whole" |
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Poshua: I didn't get good image search results for "gimp mask"
Poshua: then I realized that moderate safe search was on
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chicajlp: my mom is always stunned that you don't have a girlfriend, she thinks you're just this cute nice guy
chicajlp: and i don't have the heart to show her the links you send me
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| Poshua: I want to start a japanese-style creperie called Crepe of Nanking
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chiIled: i was wondering why you were sending me so many texts
chiIled: then i realized that i wasn't online
chiIled: its like the highway to my brain was down and you were taking surface streets |
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AmericanQuixote: I told that story about Ken to Kambria recently
TunnelArmr: so?
AmericanQuixote: It's a great story
[2 Minutes Of Silence]
AmericanQuixote: And then I shot the moon with a huge gun
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TunnelArmr: it's my understanding that the purpose of marriage is mutual distraction
chicajlp: dan says the purpose of marrige is having someone who won't get that mad when you fart on an airplane
TunnelArmr: how can she get mad?
chicajlp: let's see, because the smell WAKES HER FROM HER SLUMBER??
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TunnelArmr: you can write a bio for yourself if you want
gorgeousmayday: i was kinda planning on just taking some info about poison snakes and replacing "snake" with "dana"
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| counter23feit: how hard do you think it would be to convince daisy that black people had no fingerprints?
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chiIled: dude that is how foods work
chiIled: foods that are intentionally crusted are fucking bomb
chiIled: but remember to steer clear of foods that are unintentionally crusted |
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TunnelArmr: an indian friend of mine posted pictures from an indian wedding in palm springs where the bride was carried in on an elephant
TunnelArmr: how does one go about getting an elephant for private use?
gorgeousmayday: if old cartoons have taught me anything, a trail of well-placed peanuts
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counter23feit: i'm making a list of things i love
counter23feit: like when someone's behind you in line at the supermarket and the items he's purchasing speak such volumes about his life that you feel like you know him intimately
counter23feit: or when you've been in the ocean all day and you lie in bed at night and you can still feel the pull of the current tugging at your legs
TunnelArmr: well, this list really got gay in a hurry
counter23feit: or, uh, fucking women
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| counter23feit: my friend just texted me saying that he is on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland and Snoop Dogg is there complaining to the attendant about how long it's taking to start the ride
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chicajlp: 1400 on your SATs gets you into stanford
TunnelArmr: it does?
chicajlp: yeah, you say "look! a 1400! from a MEXICAN!"
TunnelArmr: oh, right
TunnelArmr: I hear the test is "culturally biased" anyway
TunnelArmr: (because mexicans don't use words or numbers?)
chicajlp: dude, XIV is a number
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TunnelArmr: http://revver.com/video/209771/homeless-james-bond/
counter23feit: the chance that i would click on a link with "homeless james bond" in it is about as certain as the sun coming up tomorrow |
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Poshua: it is a pet peeve of mine when people use the abbreviations EST and PST when we are, in fact, on daylight savings time
Poshua: I am back from my five month break from being annoyed about this
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chicajlp: if i had a penis, and i was kind of a slut, i would let you suck on it
chicajlp: ok, i would beg and plead for you to suck it, plus offer to do the dishes for a week
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chicajlp: why did dan put his name as daniel?
chicajlp: that's so gay
TunnelArmr: what does that say about you, if you're marrying him?
chicajlp: that i am a dude
chicajlp: a gay one |
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On George W. Bush:
espank9: he is the Jimmy Fallon of the American Presidency
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| AmericanQuixote: I think you have a debate moderator instead of a conscience.
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chicajlp: one of the top 25 netflix movies for sunnyvale, california is called helvetica, which is a documentary about the font
chicajlp: so i'm thinking about moving
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AmericanQuixote: here are the following states I say fuck you to:
AmericanQuixote: Iowa, New Hampshire, Vermont, New Hampshire again, Rhode Island, and saving the best for last, DELAWARE.
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espank9: turok?
espank9: i hated that game
espank9: it was like the oregon trail shooting game for 3 hours
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Poshua: but an oil isn't an essence
Poshua: it has to be like a spice
Poshua: a flavoring
TunnelArmr: i wish i could call you gay right now and have it be insulting
Poshua: did I mention that my plans for tonight involve watching the top 8 women perform on American Idol, and then the Project Runway finale?
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| chiIled: i want a coffin that says BRB
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chiIled: oh man
chiIled: searching youtube for "gone wrong" is great
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